No Terms. No Conditions

(notermsnoconditions.com)

106 points | by bayneri 1 hour ago

22 comments

  • Retr0id 40 minutes ago
    I wonder how many one-sentence prompts have made it to the HN front page at this point.
  • CobrastanJorji 30 minutes ago
    I like how, even when the whole point is to not have any terms or conditions, there are still disclaimers. "Only for lawful purposes," "no warranty," "we are not responsible."

    Those are still terms and conditions!

    • goodmythical 19 minutes ago
      Right? Why include that? The law automatically applies. Including it in the license is just redundant.

      Had it simply read "You may use this site for any purpose." or "You may use this site." or "You may use this" or "This can be used." it would have the same level actual restriciton in that you obviously aren't allowed to use it to break the law regardless of what it actually says.

      And, having typed all that, I realize that there is another restriction in that it presumes that there is a 'you' using it. Things that are not 'you' cannot use it given that it specifically lists 'you' in the referenced parties. "This can be used" would be more permissive.

      • gpm 3 minutes ago
        One reason to include it in the license is that differing rules between different jurisdictions make the law less than automatic.

        If I (Canadian) am providing a service to you (American) and I know you're using it to, say, spread hate speech I'm violating a law I can be prosecuted for (hate speech isn't considered to be covered by free speech here) and you aren't (hate speech considered free speech in the US, so you can't even be extradited for it. Of course if you voluntarily visit Canada, or most of the rest of the world, you could theoretically be prosecuted. But you might just never do that).

        Having a rule against it in my TOS both provides me with some degree of legal cover (I wasn't conspiring, someone just misused my product) and provides a legal avenue to go after you should your actions be harmful enough to justify lawyers (in the US protected speech does not justify breaking private contracts).

        Of course... this works a lot better if there's a choice of venue clause in the contract which makes it clear what laws we are referring to when we say lawful.

      • zephen 2 minutes ago
        > Right? Why include that? The law automatically applies. Including it in the license is just redundant.

        Perhaps not. The law, as automatically applied, often include implied warranties.

    • AndrewKemendo 25 minutes ago
      This is the real salient point in this post in my opinion;

      It unintentionally demonstrates the limits of individual agency to avoid legal embroilments

      That is to say: it doesn’t really matter what this person puts on their website because there is a judge and a sheriff somewhere that can force you to do something that would violate the things you wrote down because the things you wrote are subordinate to jurisdictional law (which is invoked as you point out)

      It’s actually pretty poetic when you think about it because the page effectively says nothing because it doesn’t have content that the license applies to

      If it’s a art piece intended to show something about licensure all it does is demonstrate the degree to which licensure is predicated on jurisdiction

    • iamnotai666 19 minutes ago
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  • tsukikage 14 minutes ago
  • jborichevskiy 13 minutes ago
    I know this is mostly parody, but I'm curious if anyone has good starter templates for something that covers the general stuff and doesn't require a lawyer to customize
  • tech_jabroni 34 minutes ago
    No alarms, no surprises
    • joncrane 27 minutes ago
      My mind when to the same thing. Great song.
  • johnplatte 1 hour ago
    Comedically, this doesn't load from my IP address in the Russian Federation. (HN does.)
    • replooda 1 hour ago
      > 4. Nothing here is guaranteed, including availability, correctness, continuity, or fitness for any purpose.

      There you go.

    • stavros 1 hour ago
      Yes that was one of the nine terms the site didn't have.
    • bayneri 1 hour ago
      unintended condition: cloudflare

      p.s. quick fix is "stop being lazy and move the single html off cloudflare"

  • tosti 1 hour ago
    Schrödingers terms and conditions
    • amarant 39 minutes ago
      Read carefully if you are of a feline persuasion
  • self-portrait 10 minutes ago
    No further update.
  • gnfargbl 1 hour ago
    > Access is not conditioned on approval.

    The Zen Koan of T&C's.

  • catlifeonmars 25 minutes ago
    goes without saying

    that this site definitely

    does not, legally

  • weinzierl 37 minutes ago
    Just today I asked an LLM:

    "Often one generation values things much more than others. Boomers and their wristwatches. One generation is like 'only from my cold dead hands,' the others 'what would I even need this for?!' What are examples of things the youngest generation did away with?"

    If OP were a checklist, the answer would have checked every point.

  • knorker 45 minutes ago
    This does not read like it was written by a professional. Non-professionals writing licenses and T&Cs cause problems because no organization, for profit or not, wants to be dragged into court to get a "common sense" definition of a word or comma defined, at their expense.

    I've heard of large organizations reaching out to places who use amateur T&Cs and licenses, saying "if we give you $X, can you dual license this as MIT, Apache, BSD, or hell anything standard?".

    > Access is not conditioned on approval

    Is this obvious enough legalese to not waste tens of thousands of dollars in legal fees if you get sued?

    Note before you reply: I will not argue with you about how obvious it is. If you are actually a lawyer then it'd be interesting to hear your guidance, which I very much understand is not legal advice. If you're not a lawyer then I'm not.

    • kemitchell 26 minutes ago
      > > Access is not conditioned on approval

      I practice law in California. I've written terms of service that many, many people here on HN will have agreed to. I read this line and didn't know what it meant, or what it intended to mean.

      That said:

      > If you are actually a lawyer then it'd be interesting to hear your guidance, which I very much understand is not legal advice. If you're not a lawyer then I'm not.

      There's no good way to validate lawyerdom on public social media like HN. And while the average lawyer probably remembers enough from law school or bar exams to know slightly more about Web terms of service and legal drafting than the average person, there's nothing to stop non-lawyers from reading up and learning. Eric Goldman's Technology & Marketing Law Blog is a great, public source covering cases on ToS and other issues, for example.

      The Bar monopolizes representation within legal institutions. Don't cede the law itself to lawyers.

    • ndriscoll 32 minutes ago
      Sounds like a smart strategy then. Use an amateur license. People who just want to do stuff know they have your blessing. Corporations will stay away or pay up, not because you made them, but of their own volition. Everyone is happy.

      Of course even better is to simply have no explicit license, especially for something like code. Normal people can assume they can do whatever they'd like (basically, public domain). Lawyers will assume they cannot. The only thing stopping someone is their own belief in their self restrictions. i.e. you can use the thing if and only if you don't believe in my authority on the matter.

  • ayakut 1 hour ago
    brilliant !
  • steveharing1 51 minutes ago
    Last updated: never lol
  • Barbing 56 minutes ago
    Hope this slop doesn’t get anyone into trouble.

      Last updated: never
      No further pages. No hidden clauses.
    
    Not sure “last updated=never” works, but I don’t make terms and conditions websites.
    • bayneri 54 minutes ago
      use at your own risk

      > 8. You are responsible for what you do, what you build, and what follows from either.

      • FinnKuhn 37 minutes ago
        As far as I'm concerned this doesn't mean anything legally unless I missed something. Aren't you already responsible for what you do or build anyways?

        Or is this somehow meant to mean something else but worded so badly it can't be understood.

  • badrequest 1 hour ago
    hugged to death
  • suoer 19 minutes ago
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  • riteshyadav02 55 minutes ago
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  • iamnotai666 25 minutes ago
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